The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
psa: whenever you see posts like this saying today is the day marty mcfly went to the future, dont believe it! it is more than likely just a photoshopped picture from this blog. the real date is 21 October 2015. ignore all of these annoying posts that believe that everyday is the day marty went to the future.
The Car Series - Created by Nicolas Bannister
So much awesome
”i hate cheese”
gET OUT RIGHT NOW
SINCE WHEN IS CHESE IN CHEESECAKE? Does anyone think there is chese in cheesecake? Wow
It’s all fun and games until you find out the 16 year old in your favourite TV show is 28 in real life.
If you’ve ever wondered what the plot of this game is, here it is.